AGILE: It's the chicken who die

Do you recognize the cartoon above? The pig and the chicken? Everytime I attend an AGILE training, I see this drawing. Looks quite true: a pig gotta be butchered to do contribute something while a chicken only give eggs.

But... we developers and managers are NOT pigs and chicken. IMHO, we are people, human-beings (lmao).. I mean, the metaphor above is way too idealistic, surrealistic.

We are always explained that the chickens are investors, supervisors, managers, BA, PM who get only involved in the process of making the product; the pigs are developers (coders, engineers) who are committed to the final delivery of the product; and that in case of success the developers are given the full credits and in case of failure, they are the ones to blame! Sounds tempting to me! The team gets the fame!!!

YET.. let us wake up to the bitterness of reality. The fact that I have been such a pig at 4 companies. I get paid monthly for the job I do. The client of my companies do not know me, who I am, what I do halfway around the globe. For the sake of conscience and duty to the LORD my God, I have done my best to fulfill the responsibility. However, I did not lose any money, lose any projects, or lose any points at Wall Street. But surely my employers must bare some consequences partly because of my lack of experience or ill-performance at times. Ultimately the clients who pay my employers get the sting of death for buying into the dream of AGILE - the promise of flexibility and willingness to change.

Let us put it this way:

• The pigs move to another pen and live on (with or without a tail, hair, ain't matter)
• The chicken either:
• suffer from egg-birth complication and die a maternal death
• go to jail as a client blood-sucking criminal
• go to jail for the lack of accountability
• get their neck chopped off by an angry mob of customers (aka, end users) who lost their money because their bank accounts got hacked.

Oh by the way, beside the pigs and the chicken, there are other animals in the ecosystem that are intentionally left out of the picture - the AGILE proponents who:

• Earn a living by writing books and books on AGILE (book authors)
• Get profits for providing a platform for selling books (Amazon)
• Get paid for teaching others AGILE how-to's. (To whom do you think where those big money go when you pay for a SCUM Certified Agile Master, aka SCAM)
• Get paid one way or another for advertising about AGILE
• Get employed just because he or she is "agile"
• ... and your nearest stationery store that sells index cards, whiteboards, pen, papers, pins, magnets

For your reading:

1. Media got it wrong: HealthCare.gov failed despite agile practices
2. Good Agile, Bad Agile